Paul Dobleman: May’s Asshole of the Month WINNER!
Hi Paul, here is my asshole story: I was on a date in downtown San Diego at this nice restaurant with a girl I was really excited to go out with. Turns out she was one of the most negative, gossipy, selfish and self-entitled bitches I’ve ever talked to. I didn’t know what to do, we hadn’t even got our meal yet. I asked the waiter for two double shots of Jack Daniels and a Jack and coke. Trisha, (the bitch) was like, “I don’t want any of that!” It was all for me though. The waiter came back with the tray of booze I ordered and I slammed it all! All I kinda remember was the girl mumbling in disgust. I excused myself and went to the bathroom. I stood in front of the mirror trying to figure out how to ditch this girl. It came to me…
I turned on the sink and splashed a bunch of water into my crotch. I walked out to our table looked at Trisha and said, “FUCK! I pissed myself!” I threw a fifty down on the table and just walked out.
Hope you enjoy the story Paul.
Congratulations Colin, you are an asshole!!!!!!!!!
Colin chose the mini donkey head for his collection…