My name is Kevin… About a couple of months ago I was at a bar drinking with a friend, he started taking to this girl and before I knew it they were gone. I was like, “Fuck!” so I go out to the car to get my jacket and there’s my friend getting a blowjob in the back seat. I opened the car and he’s like, “Hey man I’m getting head dude!” I closed the door and went around the car, opened up the other door and I said to the girl, “How would you like to get fucked from behind while you blow my friend?” She said, “Get in.” So were going at it with this girl and it’s cramped and hot so we start taking more and more clothes off, we take the girls bra off and she’s freaking out, and we both were like, “What’s wrong? Are you okay?” She only had one boob dude!!!
She calmed down, we got back into it, finished, and decided to go back to my house all together. The girl goes inside to tell her friends she’s going and my friend gets a call from his girlfriend and he looks at me and I’m like “Okay” and just drive off… Haven’t been back to that bar.
Congratulations Kevin! You are an Asshole!!!
Kevin also chose the lucky donkey for his collection.